Manchester City defender John Stones gave a speech at the club's Premier League title parade and could barely string a sentence together. Check it out in all its glory below.
City were crowned champions for a fourth time in five years on Sunday and their players clearly enjoyed themselves the following day.
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We all know about Jack Grealish's antics by now, but what's gone under the radar is his teammates also being absolutely smashed.
Case in point being Stones, who was given the microphone while on stage and had no idea what was going on.
The 27-year-old was a doubt for this past weekend's clash with Aston Villa after missing City's last five with injury, but he returned to partner Aymeric Laporte at the back.
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When asked when he found out he'd be fit enough to play, Stones replied: "Errr, you know, I knew when I was fighting to be fit for the last game, try my best to be back as soon as possible."
If you're sat there thinking that doesn't really answer the question, you'd be correct.
City fans can be heard singing songs about fan favourite Stones in the background and he gives a big smile while on the screen.
The former Everton man is then told he's previously been the life and soul of City's celebrations and everyone wants to know how he's getting on this time round.
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He added: "It's fun so far! I hope everyone's enjoying it, having a good time, celebrating another win for City!
"It's an incredible occasion and it's great to see you all here and celebrating another iconic moment."
Stones' game time has been limited in this campaign through injury and he made just 14 appearances in the Premier League.
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The England international is always reliable when called upon and even filled in at right-back a few times throughout the campaign.
Speaking with a much clearer head immediately after Sunday's dramatic 3-2 win, he told City's official website: "We have won it four times now.
"We have won it with quite a few games to spare, the last day of the season three years ago and quite a few games to spare the third time and today [it went] right to the wire.
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"I don’t know what the goal difference was, but I know it was tight. It just shows the incredible character of us as a team, how much we want it and how much we fight for each other and for everything involved at this club."
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