Comedian Troy Hawke hilariously welcomed the Manchester City team onto the parade bus as he produced a priceless exchange with Jack Grealish.
Man City beat Inter Milan to win the Champions League, completing a treble having won the Premier League and FA Cup this season.
The Man City team celebrated their victory by jetting out to Ibiza, with Grealish pictured partying in his full kit the morning after their European triumph in Istanbul.
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The players and staff then returned home for Monday's open-top bus parade as they celebrated their treble-winning exploits with their fans.
And ahead of the bus driving through the city, the squad were welcomed by professional greeter Hawke - founder of his own 'Greeters Guild'.
He brilliantly called 52-goal hero Erling Haaland 'the tremendous Nordic meatshield' before having a brief conversation over his evolution, saying: "I can't imagine your final form."
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To Foden, he said: "You turn like a Swiss clock." He then compared Nathan Ake's defensive heroics to 'Columbo'.
Hawke hailed Ilkay Gundogan as "cool, calm and collected" then said he loves everything about Scott Carson.
Then the moment everyone was waiting for, Hawke welcomed Grealish in a priceless moment.
"Don't you start," the Blues forward tells him. Hawke then proceeds: "You have the face of an angel and the calves of a baby rhinoceros."
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Hawke called Kalvin Phillips his favourite, before sympathising with Kevin De Bruyne over his injury. He said: "Adversity is the mother of evolution."
The clip ends with the masterful greeter embracing John Stones.
Fans online loved Hawke's wit on the parade bus.
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One Twitter user joked: "Jack got lost after discombobulated."
A second tweeted: "The sequel we all needed."
A third added: "How can you not love this guy."
A fourth said: "I loved Troy the first time round, this is brilliant.
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A fifth wrote: "This was a perfect way to end the season.
Topics: Jack Grealish, Manchester City, Fan Reactions, Football
Nasir Jabbar