Bruno Fernandes had a hilarious response to Marcus Rashford's extremely romantic Valentine's Day post, making it all x-rated.
Rashford is probably the most important player for Manchester United right now considering no one else looks likely to score anywhere near as many goals as him.
His brilliant headed winner against Leeds United at the weekend was the 12 time he's scored in the Premier League so far, with the next top scorer for Erik ten Hag's side on five.
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So good is his form that he's even being called the best player in the league right now, even better than fellow forward Erling Haaland.
With that in mind it's no wonder that his teammates want to protect him, even on Valentine's Day.
The England international posted a video alongside his partner of what they were doing on Tuesday night, nothing risque, and Fernandes replied to say, "Save the legs … 👀👀👀."
Rashford and his other half were enjoying a house filled with flowers and candles, which isn't necessarily a great mix, with some massive heart shaped balloons.
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They were being serenaded by some lovely music, although, as the striker mentioned in his social media caption, there's a lot of barking from his dogs.
Fernandes decided to make it smutty, by suggesting the the 25-year-old doesn't use his legs for any vigorous activities on the night.
And it's no wonder that the Portugal playmaker wants his teammate to stay fit, with so much football for Erik ten Hag's side to get through.
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They remain in all four competitions they started the season in and have a Europa League tie against Barcelona coming up this week.
They're also just 12 days away from the chance to win their first piece of silverware in nearly six years, when they take on Newcastle United in the Carabao Cup final.
Rashford's incredible turnaround, after a couple of years when he was heavily criticised, has been put down to the brilliant work of United's striker coach Benni McCarthy.
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The fans will be hoping that he can carry on the good work and remain in the title race, as Dimitar Berbatov believes they're in, and win the Carabao Cup, FA Cup and Europa League.
He better not do too much cardio on Valentine's Day...
Topics: Football, Manchester United, Marcus Rashford, Bruno Fernandes, Premier League